Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?
2 days ago with 126,732 notes
the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
2 days ago with 166,750 notes
i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one
3 days ago with 118,610 notes
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
3 days ago with 192,316 notes
Michael likes using his tongue, apparently.
Michael has the right to use his tongue…
Michael could use his tongue on me anyday
Everyday*
^ Lol.
